Relationships


28
Feb 09

How to Woo a Taurus

If you are in love with a Taurus then you better not stray from any expectations that you set up in their mind at your first meeting. If you have sold yourself to them at all with even the tiniest of exaggerations and they find out they will not only be offended, they may hold a grudge against you that lasts the rest of your life. Only the Taurus may be vague.

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6
Jan 09

How to Woo an Aries

Are you in love with an Aries individual? Well then you better get out your wallet. And brush up your resume too. They are a sign that has quite a few requisites before they will even consider dating you.

Ambitious Aries individuals only like things that are new. If you drive up to date an Aries female in an old car she is likely to secretly turn up her nose at you. Her friends will hear all about it. If you wear a vintage dress (unless it is very hip and designer) an Aries male will “desexualize” you in his mind in two seconds.

If you are in love with an Aries and your entire home is dressed up in the style of shabby chic that be prepared to redecorate. Aries love sleek contemporary styles that make a place look like a set from a James Bond or Stanley Kubrick film.
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